• I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!
  • I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!
  • Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
  • I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!
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  • One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!
  • Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!
  • You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas!
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  • Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!
  • There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
  • I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!
  • Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.
  • Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.
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  • Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!
  • I’ve just received the bad news. Santa had a heart attack. Cause of death was your name on the good list of this year!
  • Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!
  • It’s time to enjoy the holiday, spend some real cash, and realize in the end that money is everything that we ever wanted from Santa.
  • Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas; if he sees you there, he may not. So come here and have a party with me; Merry Christmas to you!
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